Whore I'm great on skates.
You think you can just bully people but you can't
In a weird way
Someone's been following me for two days.
What celebrity, Sir? Is it a Chris?
Me after a five minutes on duolingo
The only worthwhile thing I've done today was take a Buzzfeed quiz about what kind of onion I am.
Did I just plan the worst wedding in history?
It was like taking candy from a baby
Ma'am, if you could just get down