• Captain Ray and Terry in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “She's a Terri and you're a Terrance, who, even though he's not a child, still goes by a nickname...” Silly Nicknames
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  • Jake in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts, my thoughts are awesome… my father never loved me, I’m going to die alone.” I am not afraid to be alone with my thoughts
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  • Jake Peralta and Warden in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “The only people less popular [in prison] than cops are snitches. Well let’s be honest, it’s not...” The only people less popular than cops are snitches
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  • Rosa Diaz and Charles Boyle in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I only said I love you to three people, my mom, pop and my dying grandpa.” I only said I love you to three people
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Look at this place. Half eaten food, pictures of your families...” What's wrong with pictures?
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Diaz and I have that kind of easy chemistry where we finish each other's... Sentences.” Diaz and I have that kind of easy chemistry
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  • Terry Jeffords and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We need hard proof. So let's get it, step one: put a delicious pie in the fridge and cover...” We need hard proof
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  • Jake Peralta and Judge in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “But...but...but... One more but and you will be in contempt. One more 'but' and you're contempt...” Name of your sextape
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I've never been more proud of you for anything in your life. I mean, I've solved a...” I've never been more proud of you
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  • Gina Linetti and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Let me guess, you and Jake are having problems and you want me to teach you how to kiss. What?” You want me to teach you how to kiss
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