• Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I borrowed 3000$ from my walking group friend Ruth. I accidently knocked up a woman.” I borrowed 3000$ from my walking group friend Ruth
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You stay the hell away from my walking group! The walking group meant nothing to me.” You stay the hell away from my walking group
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  • Amy Santiago and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “My first order as Sergeant, Tell me I look dope. You look dope!” My first order as Sergeant
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  • Negotiator and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “It's hard to be a negotiator! Of my first 50 jumpers 49 died. You only talked down one person? No.” It's hard to be a negotiator!
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  • Charles Boyle and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Do I look like Jake to you? No, not at all. Then why are you trying to screw me?” Do I look like Jake to you?
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf!” I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar
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  • Terry Jeffords and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener? Should I not have?” Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
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  • Endy and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What do you want? Just take your cheapest whiskey and pour it into your nearest glass. That's a drink.” What do you want?
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  • Amy Santiago, Scully and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?” Halloween is the worst.
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  • Rosa Diaz and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What makes you think I'm upset? The giant hole you carved into the table. Oops. Didn't notice.” What makes you think I'm upset?
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