• Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?” Would you mind if I put a little syrup on it?
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  • Jared Dunn in Silicon Valley: “Bros before hoes. It's sexist, but it's about friendship.” It's about friendship
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  • Myron and Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Are you Dr. House? I have a feeling I'm gonna regret this, but yes.” Are you Dr. House?
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  • Tony in After Life: “Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all? When did that start?” Why would people rather be famous for being shit than not famous at all?
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “What kind of monster puts artisanal butter in the freezer?” What kind of monster
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “OK, I gotta tell you, my weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high... but you are clearing it in street shoes.” My weirdness bar for chicks is pretty high
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  • Sheldon Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “I love you too.” Finally!
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Oh come on. You give me them anaemic bits of shit, I'll fucking throw them up your arse sideways.” You give me them anaemic bits of shit
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  • Gina Linetti and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Terry, got any new baby pics? You hate looking at pictures of my twins.” Got any new baby pics?
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  • Jonathan Byers in Stranger Things: “Listen, don't take it so personally, okay? I don't like most people. He's in the vast majority.” Listen, I don't like most people
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