• Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “If you say with great power comes great responsibility, I swear I’ll throw up on you.” I’ll throw up on you
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  • Eliot Waugh and Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Why does everything smell so great? Because your doppelgänger hasn't met cocaine yet.” Why does everything smell so great?
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “You've accidentally given me the food that my food eats.” Ron and food.
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  • Lily Tucker-Pritchett and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Here, you can sell my diamond ring. Oh honey, that's candy. I'm gonna kill that...” You can sell my diamond ring.
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “Here is the plane ticket you bought me when I was too poor to go home for the holidays, the...” Eleven Leonard, really?
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Love isn't blind, it's retarded.” Love isn't blind, it's retarded.
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  • Haley and Alex in Modern Family: “Don’t dork up our room. Don’t slut up your college.” Sisterly Love
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “My mother cried the day I was born because she knew she would never be better than me.” My mother cried the day I was born
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  • Sam Winchester and Dean Winchester in Supernatural: “Dory? I’m not gonna apologize for loving that fish. Not to you, not to anyone.” I’m not gonna apologize for loving that fish
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't understand. He made you his screensaver. HE IS SO INTO ME!” He made you his screensaver.
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