• Gina Linetti and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die! Not one word of that is true.” I'm 23, I'm a celebrity, and today, I'm gonna die!
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life, and condense it down into one day… It looks decent.” If you take everything I've accomplished in my entire life
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  • Kidnapper and Lois Griffin in Family Guy: “We have your son? Meg's our daughter. Really?” Really?
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  • Lloyd and Ari Gold in Entourage: “Ari, swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive to me about my race or my sexual orientation.” Swear to me that you will never again say anything offensive
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “Obviously, go to your mother first, but if she´s not around… I´m here for you.” Go to your mother first
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  • Man I and Man II in Another Period: “I can't believe they hacked Edison's server. What Talbert the Butler? Yeah, hacked him into pieces with an axe.” They hacked Edison's server
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  • Helen in A.P. BIO: “This is my cervix. Who can tell me the five things that are wrong with it?” This is my cervix.
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  • Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “In case of emergency, please contact Amy Farrah Fowler. And there's my phone number.” Ahhhhhh
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  • Khloe Kardashian and Scott Disick in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “Scott, your whole ass is out! I'm finally a Kardashian!” Scott, your whole ass is out!
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  • Creed Bratton and Karen Filippelli in The Office: “Hello Baby. Here you want to play with this? You can't give paper clips to a baby.” You can't give paper clips to a baby.
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