• Harvey Specter in Suits: “First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.” First impressions last. You start behind the eight ball, you'll never get in front.
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  • Nancy and U-Turn in Weeds: “You bought a Prius? : I bought seven of them. I’ve got my whole crew driving em, real quiet.” You bought a Prius?
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  • Penny Adiyodi and Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “I hate magic. I mean, why us? You, I get. i think about stabbing you all the time.” I hate magic
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  • Claire Dunphy and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You can't wear a costume to a wedding. Why not? Belle's a princess. She faced the beast.” In your face
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  • Gabe Lewis and Kelly Kapoor in The Office: “What are your weaknesses? I don't have any, asshole.” What are your weaknesses?
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I swear every day, you two are the laziest people I know and if you cleaned the molasses out of your britches maybe we...” You two are the laziest people
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  • Jeri Hogarth and Jessica Jones in Jessica Jones: “You’re coming across distinctly paranoid. Everyone keeps saying that. It’s like a conspiracy.” It’s like a conspiracy
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  • Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “This family needs a dumbass-ectomoy.” Little brothers
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I am not great at the advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment?” I am not great at the advice.
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  • Gina Linetti and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Gina's authentic stolen police badges. How can I help? Hey, it's Peralta. Oh, hey, Jake.” Gotta love Gina Linetti
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