• Roger and Will in Veep: “What do you move like Will? I move as slowly as a Mississippi detective investigating the murder of a young black man.” What do you move like Will?
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  • Veep: “If you can get a senate reform bill through the place it's designed to reform...that would be like persuading a guy to fist himself.” Selina's proposal for filibuster reform
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  • GTFO!
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  • Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “Babe, I know you were planning on doing all the heavy lifting when it comes to decorating... Interior design.” Interior design not decorating
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