• Bobby Axelrod in Billions: “You don't try to be loyal. You just are or you're not.” You don't try to be loyal.
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  • Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “I'd like to meet a nice, mature, commitment-minded lady and looks aren't as important as...Nah, she's gotta be hot.” I'd like to meet a nice girl
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  • Ross Geller in Friends: “If you ever hurt my little sister, if you ever cause her any unhappiness of any kind I will hunt you down and kick your ass.” Older brother stuff
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  • Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I smiled at you. For what?!” I smiled at you
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  • Chris Traeger and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “Ron, would you like some salad? Since I am not a rabbit, no, I do not.” Would you like some salad?
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “We can do what the Shellstrops have always done when the chips are down. Ignore our problems and drink...” That's my kind of family
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  • Friends: “The first kiss will always be remembered.” Forever
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali and Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “None of our gods have abs like that. Yep, that's the last Jew who did sit-ups.” The last jew that did sit-ups
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  • Ted Mosby in How I Met Your Mother: “The worst thing about texting is that once you send it, you can never get it back.” The worst thing about texting is that once you send it
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  • Jake Peralta and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Hey, Gina. I need a top secret favor. Sharon is coming to the precinct and I need your help.” I need a top secret favor.
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