• Rosa Diaz and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live. I thought you had Amy over there once.” We can go to my apartment.
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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're gonna ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.” Love has made you dumb.
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  • Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Ooh! More work! I know that sounded sarcastic, but... Nobody thought that.” Ooh! More work!
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We've busted murderers. We've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer.” Today we face the worst New York has to offer.
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  • Joey doesn't share food!
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  • Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “How are you with pets? Well, I did take care of Sheldon for 15 years and he only bit me twice.” That should count
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Mary Cooper in The Big Bang Theory: “Why do people cry at weddings? They're practicing for what's coming later.” Makes sense
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “You know the message you're sending out to the world with these sweatpants? You're telling the world, I give up.” But they are so comfy
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  • Peter Griffin and Joe Swanson in Family Guy: “We'll never make it on foot. We got to steal that kid's Jet Ski. Peter, the boat's right there.” It's the only way guys!
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “I raised morons” You've got to be kidding me
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