• Watch Your Mouth Young Lady!
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  • Go ahead and try
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  • Margo Hanson in The Magicians: “Fen. Don't accuse me of catching feelings. All right? It's insulting.” Don't accuse me of catching feelings.
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “If it wants blood, I got blood. Brb. Is that.. Yep. It's shark week. You can thank my uterus later.” Yes it is
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I know you're deflecting by making jokes about how hot you are. It's not a joke!” It's not a joke!
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Relationships are stupid. You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're...” Relationships are stupid.
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  • Penny and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “So you'd be ok if someone used Sheldon as their sperm donor! Absolutely not!” Absolutely not!
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  • When Joey found out
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  • Charlie Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “With his grades, he might as well get used to pushing shopping carts around.” Charlie on Jakes future
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Forked up. Bullshirt. Bench. Ash-hole.” That's so forked up
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