• Dwight Schrute in The Office: “No. Lonely people mixing with one another? Breeding? Creating an even lonelier generation?” Lonely people mixing with one another?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “That's cool. Hey, you know what's even cooler than triceratops? Every other dinosaur that ever existed.” You know what's even cooler than triceratops?
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Good Place: “Are you trying to hurt my feelings? Because, if so, you are succeeding.” Are you trying to hurt my feelings?
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  • David Wallace and Michael Scott in The Good Place: “I'll fax over some of the things we're looking for, okay? Fax? Why don't you just send it...” I'll fax it
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  • Phyllis Lapin and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “What are you making? A knife. You're making a knife with a knife? You got a better way?” What are you making?
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  • Angela Martin and Michael Scott in The Office: “He knows how to get things. He got me. Whoa! Sorry. Twice.” He knows how to get things.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “If a baby were president, there would be no taxes, there would be no war.” And look at where we are now.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.” Growing up, I performed my own circumcision.
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “Force it in as deep as you can. That's what she said.” Force it in as deep as you can.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I don't hate it. I just don't like it at all, and it's terrible.” I don't hate it.
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