• Booths Grandfather in Bones: “She's got talent, charm, beauty, money, And you are just friends? I didn't raise you very well.” Talent, charm, beauty, money
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  • Kevin Gable and Kendra in Kevin can wait: “If it's any consolation, I'll pay for your flight back to England. Dad, we're not breaking up.” I'll pay for your flight back
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  • Liz and Jack in 30 Rock: “What made you think I was gay? Your shoes. Well, I'm straight. Those shoes are definitely bi-curious.” What made you think I was gay?
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  • Dr. Ronald Hodges and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “That while your math is theoretically correct, we don't have the technical capability to...” Call me when you catch up.
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  • Lady and Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “You hurt my friend's feelings. I hurt your friend's feelings? Yes, she's very upset. Why?” You hurt my friend's feelings.
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “Last time I tried absinthe, I tried to put my car in my pocket.” Last time I tried absinthe
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  • Constance Langdon in American Horror Story: “I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.” I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
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  • Evelyn Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love. And they weren't home?” I thought I'd visit the people I love.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” To alcohol!
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  • Helen in A.P. BIO: “I searched every sub in the district... Come on in, don’t be shy. Come on. Tada! It’s me.” Tada! It’s me.
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