• Roger in Veep: “I'd make more money if I installed Will here as a fulltime gloryhole greeter in a Georgetown gay bar, which I'm pretty sure he...” I'd make more money if
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.” Work until you no longer have to introduce yourself.
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  • Tasha and Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “You're not really mean, are you? How dare you?!” You're not really mean, are you?
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  • Daniel Hardman and Jessica Pearson in Suits: “You really should try one of those standing desks. It's better on the back for a woman of your age.” You really should try one of those standing desks.
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  • Kenneth and Jack in 30 Rock: “I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin, so I always just write in the Lord’s name!” I don’t vote Republican or Democrat. Choosing is a sin
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  • Seeley Booth, Man and Temperance Brennan in Bones: “FBI! US Marshalls! US Marshalls? Forensic anthropoligist! That’s why no gun.” FBI!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “You put egg on my house. I kill what you love!” Gloria, just being Colombian!
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!” This chicken is so uncooked that a skilled vet could still save him!
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  • Harvey Specter in Suits: “Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.” Winners don't make excuses when the other side plays the game.
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  • Tracy Jordan and Jack in 30 Rock: “I’m gonna make you a mix tape. You like Phil Collins? I’ve got two ears and a heart, don’t I?” I’m gonna make you a mix tape
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