• Eleanor Shellstrop and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Looks like you had a good night. I did. You and Jason. Imagine that. To be fair, I have.” Jason and Tahani do look deliciouis
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  • Jay Pritchett and Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “Is it possible you get angry from time to time because you're always wearing...” Maybe
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  • Luke Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “If you vote for Claire Dunphy, you don't have to pay taxes for the rest of your life.” You can't say that.
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  • Manny Delgado, Female neighbour and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Hello Ma'am. Do you love Christmas? Actually, I'm Jewish.” Oh, jeez
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  • Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “But do I coddle her more than any other loving parent? Mm-hmm.” Do I coddle her more than any other parent?
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  • Claire Dunphy and Dylan Marshall in Modern Family: “I was wondering if we could have a little chat. Oh, you want me to go home. No, no.” Oh sweet Dylan
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “you didn't do one thing wrong, you did everything wrong! I don't even know why she...” You did everything wrong!
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  • Alex Dunphy, Phil Dunphy and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “I'll just have to do the best I can with what I was given. Good for you!” Doing the best with what was given.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “If you're done with the church, just say it. I'm done with the church.” If you're done with it just say it.
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  • Haley Dunphy, Claire Dunphy and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “Can I have $40 for lunch? I also need a book for school. What book?” What book?
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