• Mitchell Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Mom's in town. Your mom? No. No, your mom. She's back from the grave.” Mom's in town.
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  • Gloria Delgado Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “My heart is racing My watch dialled my Cardiologist, I've never run from the cops...” My heart is racing
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  • Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar that's been stepped on, but mine is the mighty wolf!” I know that your spirit animal is a caterpillar
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  • Terry Jeffords and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Did you just refer to a knife as a people opener? Should I not have?” Did you just refer to a knife as a "people opener"?
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  • Endy and Rosa Diaz in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What do you want? Just take your cheapest whiskey and pour it into your nearest glass. That's a drink.” What do you want?
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  • Amy Santiago, Scully and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I passed a slutty tree on the way here. Who wants to have sex with a tree?” Halloween is the worst.
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  • Rosa Diaz and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “What makes you think I'm upset? The giant hole you carved into the table. Oops. Didn't notice.” What makes you think I'm upset?
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  • Captain Ray Holt and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Just got off the phone with the brass. It doesn't look good. They're still trying to...” It doesn't look good.
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  • Captain Ray and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Here are two pictures. One is your locker. The other is a garbage dump in the Philippines.” One is your locker, the other is a garbage dump
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  • Charles Boyle and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Try being more descriptive. I know you love Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches. Why?” Try being more descriptive.
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