• Alan Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “What are you afraid of? I'm afraid I'm gonna hit you so hard, I'll be an only-child.” What are you afraid of?
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  • Jake Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Berta, does Prudence have a boyfriend? Oh, honey, don't get me started. What does that mean?” Oh, honey, don't get me started.
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  • Alan Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “We judge a person by what's inside and not by what they wear. Lucky for you, huh?” We judge a person by what's inside
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “It's not that I don't care about what you want. It's just that you're a kid. What you want doesn't matter.” It's not that I don't care
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  • Missi and Walden Schmidt in Two and a Half Men: “Halloween. Last year, I went to this party as a slutty nurse and then, the year before that, I...” Miley at Two and a half men
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Look at you all grown up and back living with Mom. How good do you feel about yourself right now, on a...” Back living with Mom
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  • Jake Harper and Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Boy! Is your eye red. You should see it from in here.” Boy! Is your eye red.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “I don't know, man. Maybe just tell her that you're gay. I'm not gay. Fine, bi.” I'm not gay
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I've only ever said I love you to two men my entire life. Stone Cold Steve Austin and a guy in a dark...” I've only ever said "I love you" to two men my entire life.
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  • Brittany and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Whew! I still think he's hot. I guess, in a sick Victorian boy kind of way. Ooh, yeah.” I want to feed him soup.
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