• Gloria Delgado Pritchett in Modern Family: “It sended. Please come back.” Why the whush?
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “Do you have a second to eat my farts?” Do you have a sec?
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  • Mike Ross and Rachel Zane in Suits: “Your dad is Robert Zane? Is it so hard to believe that my father's black? Robert Zane is black?” Your dad is Robert Zane?
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  • Chidi Anagonye and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “She's essentially living a life. We can't kill her. Not with that attitude, we can't.” We can't kill her.
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  • Babe, these are cops.
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  • Andy and Lupita in Weeds: “Hey, Lupita! Settle an argument for us. What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole? The coffee table.” What do you call the thing between the dick and the asshole?
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  • Becky Conner and Darlene Conner in Roseanne: “I'm 43, and I told her I was 33 which, according to the lady at the MAC counter, is my skin age.” 33 is my skin age
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  • Chandler Bing and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner. I rarely practice my meals before I eat them.” I'm so glad we're having this rehearsal dinner.
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “The way I see it, I'm halfway to pity sex.” The way I see it
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  • Jack McFarland in Will and Grace: “Well, I don't wanna be an adult anymore! It's very hard!” Adulting isn't for everyone.
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