• Dwight Schrute in The Office: “Oh, you know that line on the top of the shrimp? That's feces.” Dwight has impeccable timing.
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “I know a fair amount about fine food and drink. This is a white.” I know a fair amount about fine food and drink.
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  • Dwight Schrute in The Office: “I overslept. Damn rooster didn't crow.” I overslept.
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  • Jim Halpert and Dwight Schrute in The Office: “After you sir. No, thank you. I never let anyone walk behind me. 7 out of 10 attacks, are from the...” After you sir.
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  • Kevin Malone in The Office: “I had Martin explain to me three times what he got arrested for because it sounds an awful lot like what I do here...” Dont worry Kevin
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  • Dwight Schrute and Michael Scott in The Office: “What are those stains? Blood, urine or semen. God, I hope it's urine.” What are those stains?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Would I rather be feared or loved? Both, I want people to be afraid of how much they love me.” Would I rather be feared or loved?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Please, please, do not drink and drive because you may hit a bump and spill the drink.” Do not drink and drive
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  • Jim Halpert and Pam Beesly in The Office: “Last night on Trading spouses... There's... have you seen it? No, I have a life.” I have a life.
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  • Pepper Saltzman in Modern Family: “This may shock you, but I don't have many friends. Express some shock Phil.” I don't have many friends.
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