• Trish and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Look at you! Who has a body like that?! And you just had a baby two months ago?” Who has a body like that?!
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  • Haley Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Okay, so after a quick scan of his Facebook, Twitter, Tumblr, Pinterest and Instagram, here is...” Here is what I know.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “Come on, Lily is not gay. It's probably just a phase. On, my God. Did I just say that?” It's probably just a phase.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “And I-I could just see the disappointment in Lily's eyes. Like there's any emotion in those...” I could see the disappointment in Lily's eyes.
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  • Jay Pritchett, Kindergarten Teacher and Gloria Delgado-Pritchett in Modern Family: “Told you. Manny seems to have quite a fascination with the...” Manny seems to have quite a fascination with the female nude.
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Oh, I-I think I got a little tipsy. Tipsy? You were like all of themad man.” I think I got a little tipsy.
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  • Phil Dunphy and Frank Dunphy in Modern Family: “Dad! What are you doing here? Are you kidding me? My grandson paints the sets for a play, and I'm...” It runs in the family!
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  • Claire Dunphy and Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Phil! That is a date. They're going on a date. What? He's practically my age.” What middle-aged guy would be interested in a young woman?
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  • Jackie Harris in The Conners: “I take my mother to services every Sunday just to remind God she's still here in case he forgot to take her.” I take my mother to services every Sunday
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