• Jackie Harris in The Conners: “And by the way, do you know how hard it is to find a single guy in his 40s with a job?! He's a damn unicorn!” And by the way
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  • Dan Conner in The Conners: “We will behave Jackie. You haven't dated anyone in, like, forever. We're not gonna mess with whatever straggling...” We will be good
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  • Jackie Harris in The Conners: “I want your opinion about Peter. I do not want you teasing him. This family has a history of chasing off all the...” I want your opinion about Peter.
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  • Jackie Harris and Becky Conner-Healy in The Conners: “I need a drink. Becky, where do you keep the hard stuff. In Becky.” I need a drink.
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  • Stanley Hudson in The Office: “The doctor said if i can't find a new Way to relate more positively to my surroundings, I'm going to die.” The doctor said
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  • Michael Scott and Jim Halpert in The Office: “Jim Halpert is smudge and arrogant. I think he means smug. Arrogance. Michael, I'm just trying to...” Smudge and arrogant
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?” Do you think that doing alcohol is cool?
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “Webster's Dictionary defines wedding as the fusing of two metals with a hot torch.” Does it?
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  • Stanley Hudson and Oscar Martinez in The Office: “I took an extra shot of insulin in preparation for this cake today. If I don't have some cake...” Why don't you just have an apple?
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  • Ryan Howard in The Office: “I'm such a perfectionist that I'd kinda rather not do it at all, than do a crappy version.” I'm such a perfectionist
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