• Simon and Claire Dunphy in Modern Family: “Almost fainted. Just gonna put my head between my legs. Plenty room down there.” Almost fainted.
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  • Dylan Marshall and Alex Dunphy in Modern Family: “I don't know where she is, but I can sense that she's okay. It's like we share the same brain.” I don't know where she is
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  • Haley Dunphy, Alex Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Ugh, when did you become a guy? It's gross. You need to stand up and face her.” When did you become a guy?
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  • Haley Dunphy in Modern Family: “This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.” This crazy bitch just messed with the wrong crazy bitch.
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  • Alex Dunphy, Haley Dunphy and Luke Dunphy in Modern Family: “Any time a woman challenges a man in any way, she's crazy. Did she, like, give you...” She is crazy
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  • Mitchell Pritchett and Cameron Tucker in Modern Family: “Who is this God that denies us a baby, then gets a party girl pregnant, only to have her...” Who is he?
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “Do you know how much this costs? No. How much? Don't change the subject.” You know how much this costs?
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  • Jay Pritchett and Manny Delgado in Modern Family: “You took a 3 hour hap yesterday. I was tired from the marathon. The Downtown Abbey marathon.” You took a 3 hour hap yesterday.
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  • Cameron Tucker and Mitchell Pritchett in Modern Family: “You do stuff with her all the time and you don't ask for my permission.” You do stuff with her all the time
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  • Jay Pritchett in Modern Family: “He has grown up drinking from a breast bigger than his head! I don't think he scares easy.” He will be traumatized
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