• Comic Book Guy in The Simpsons: “Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy, the Vulcans...breeding will be permitted once every seven years.” Inspired by the most logical race in the galaxy
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  • Lisa Simpson and Simpson in The Simpsons: “So all the Simpson women turn out okay. The defective Simpson gene is on the Y chromosome, so only men...” So all the Simpson women turn out okay.
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  • Marge Simpson, Homer Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “Homie, you married every gay couple in town. Eh, what can I say? I love love.” You married every gay couple in town
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  • Lisa Simpson and Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “I think it's ironic that Dad saved the day while a slimmer man would have fallen to his death.” I think it's ironic
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  • The Simpsons: “Men.” Men.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “LISA! I can't believe how easy it is to get cigarettes in this country.” Lisa smoking
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  • Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Itchy should have tied Scratchy's tongue with a taut-line hitch, not a sheet bend.” Itchy should have
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  • George Cooper and Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “Sheldon there are plenty of stupid people in the world, but when they're older than you, you...” I know what you did there.
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  • Sheldon Cooper and Ms Hutchins in Young Sheldon: “And how are you doing? Since when are you interested? My father told me I should be kind to old...” And how are you doing?
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  • Georgie Cooper and George Cooper in Young Sheldon: “What's a math emergency? That's when things don't add up.” Dad jokes for the win.
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