• Girl Scouts and Grace Adler in Will and Grace: “Would you like to buy a candy bar? You may have ruined your mother's body, but you're not gonna...” Would you like to buy a candy bar?
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  • Josh Hoberman in The Magicians: “It's like I'm caught in a real-life game of Marry Fuck Kill, only Marry is off the table.” Marry Fuck Kill
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  • Quentin Coldwater in The Magicians: “Once, when I was a kid, I broke an ashtray. And now my mother still fucking thinks that I break everything.” So true
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  • Penny in The Big Bang Theory: “Bam! Pow! Take that, Batman!” Bam. Pow. Take that, Batman.
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  • Anu and Raj Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “They are definitely your weirdest friends. If only that were true.” They are definitely your weirdest friends.
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  • Marissa and Zack in The Big Bang Theory: “I mean, instead of our baby looking like Zack, it's gonna look like Leonard. Or Penny if it's a girl.” You sure Zack?
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  • Howard Wolowitz in The Big Bang Theory: “Well, you know what they say: When life gives you lumens, make lumen-Ade.” You know what they say
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  • Bernadette Rostenkowski in The Big Bang Theory: “I know I can be tough, but that's just 'cause I'm surrounded by useless idiots.” I know I can be tough
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  • Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “No. We're staying married.” Oh what a releaf!
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  • Doug Judy and Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty. I am not looking at Trudy Judy’s booty.” I see you looking at Trudy Judy’s booty.
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