• Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs? This was a dirty trick, Uncle Charlie.” Would you like to go see a bunch of naked boobs?
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “If something goes wrong at the plant, blame the guy who can’t speak English.” If something goes wrong at the plant
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  • Shagga and Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “How would you like to die, Tyrion son of Tywin? In my own bed, at the age of 80 with a bellyful...” How would you like to die
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Hey. Hey, you. Hey. Come here. Let me whisper something very important in your ear. Very important: fuck off.” Let me whisper something very important in your ear.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “But I like Tom. He doesn't do a lot of work around here. He shows zero initiative. He's not a team player.” Who wouldn't want to have an employee like Tom?
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  • Amy Santiago and Gina Linetti in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I told you that in confidence. We don't have that kind of relationship.” I told you that in confidence
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “I can't believe that the zoo wouldn't let me borrow their white tiger?” I wonder why?
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?” Does a girl need a reason to look spectacular?
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  • Sheldon Cooper in Young Sheldon: “I've spent the whole night studying what people believe. I've come to a conclusion. I'm starting my own religion.” This is going to be a small group of people
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “I'm not fine as in fine, but fine as in you don't have to worry about me.” I'm not fine as in fine
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