• Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “She likes impressionist painting, right? I got her a painting of the best impressionist of all time!” Best impressionist of all time
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “I was a medium person. I should get to spend eternity in a medium place. Like Cincinnati.” I wasn’t freakin’ Gandhi, but I was okay…
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  • Simone Garnett and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Great news, everyone! The funding from the neuroscience department came through!” Great news, everyone!
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Every day you teach me something new about art and history, and why I shouldn't eat everything that smells good...” Every day you teach me something new
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Those aren't dumb shapes. They're a pair of boobs. And then two extra side boobs.” They're a pair of boobs.
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Can I ask you a question about where we're going? Sure. Where are we going?” Where are we going?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I learned that when something dope comes along, you gotta lock it down. If you're always frozen in fear and...” You gotta lock it down
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “If soulmates do exist, they're not found. They're made. People meet. They get a good feeling.” Soulmates are not found
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Brent sucks. He's the opposite of a box of donuts! A toilet full of broccoli.” Brent sucks.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “What's wrong with Ombre highlights? Eleanor. Please. This week has been hard enough.” What's wrong with Ombre highlights?
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