• Michael in The Good Place: “What matters isn't if people are good or bad. What matters is if they're trying to be better today than they were...” What matters isn't if people are good or bad.
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  • Michael and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “How are you doing? A little better. But still terrible.” How are you doing?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I got you a box of chocolates. But then I remembered you can't eat, so I ate them.” I got you a box of chocolates
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  • Brent in The Good Place: “I went to Princeton. No handouts, by the way. I earned my spot. Just like my father and his father before him.” I went to Princeton
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dat Ash.” Another legendary Eleanor Shellstropism.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I'm gonna go punch a wall with my head.” I'm gonna go punch a wall
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “I used to have a breakup routine. Champagne and Alanis Morissette. Not the actual singer.” I used to have a breakup routine
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  • Michael and Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Tahani was the only one who was able to talk me out of that goatee. Well, I lost that battle with...” I'll be damned
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  • Judge and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Although you can't erase that booty. Know what I'm sayin', blondie? All due respect, your Honor...” You can't erase that booty.
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  • The Good Place: “New whatsapp stickers right now”
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