• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You'll have to speak up, I'm wearing a towel.” You'll have to speak up
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  • Jim Halpert and Crowd in The Office: “What do we want?! Pies!! When do we want it?! Pies!!” What do we want?!
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  • Gloria Delgado-Pritchett and Lily Tucker-Pritchett in Modern Family: “So, Lily, tell me more about this Patrick. He likes the swings, he sits by...” Tell me more about this Patrick
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  • Barney Stinson in How I Met Your Mother: “A lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth.” A lie is just a great story
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  • Bronn and Arya Stark in Game of Thrones: “Alone you won't last a day out there. I'll last longer than you.” You won't last a day out there
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  • Monica Geller and Joey Tribbiani in Friends: “How can you not care? Like this.” How can you not care?
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  • Dexter Morgan in Dexter: “Be careful what you think you know about someone. You're probably wrong.” Be careful what you think you know about someone.
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  • Margo Hanson and Eliot Waugh in The Magicians: “Suck a dick. Trying to, but he won't text back.” Suck a dick
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    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    • Rosa in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “I didn't understand why people care so much about their dumb dogs till I got a dumb dog myself.”
    I've only had Arlo for a day and a half
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  • Do I even weigh anything to you?
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