• Veep: “Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb” Math is a Plot to Make Americans Feel Dumb
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  • Veep: “You can't say retarded in front of a reporter” You can't say retarded in front of a reporter
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  • Veep: “Veep Can you Just Fuck off” Veep Can you Just Fuck off
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  • Go ahead and try
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  • Margo Hanson and Penny Adiyodi in The Magicians: “If it wants blood, I got blood. Brb. Is that.. Yep. It's shark week. You can thank my uterus later.” Yes it is
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  • Penny and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “So you'd be ok if someone used Sheldon as their sperm donor! Absolutely not!” Absolutely not!
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  • When Joey found out
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  • Charlie Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “With his grades, he might as well get used to pushing shopping carts around.” Charlie on Jakes future
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  • Rosa Diaz and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live. I thought you had Amy over there once.” We can go to my apartment.
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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're gonna ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.” Love has made you dumb.
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