• Like a unicorn
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Claustrophobic? Who would ever be afraid of Santa Claus?” Claustrophobic?
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  • Michael and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “You're you're mad at me. I'm not mad. I'm just disappointed. Oh, come on.Everyone knows that's...” You're mad at me
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  • Eleanor in The Good Place: “Do you have a second to eat my farts?” Do you have a sec?
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  • Michael and Jason in The Good Place: “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll...” It will never come
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day, and she's never said I'm pretty once.” I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't believe Michael betrayed us again. Why is it always the ones that you MOST expect?” I can't believe it
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I can't go. I'm too young to die and too old to eat off the kids menu. What a stupid age I am.” I'm too young to die
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  • Jason Mendoza and Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Dude, we can get mythical animals? Maybe I'll get a penguin. Penguins are real.” We can get mythical animals?
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “Any time I had a problem, and i threw a Molotov cocktail… Boom, right away, I had a different problem.” Thats one way to solve a problem
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