• Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Oh, I miss my phone so much. I bet I have so many texts.” I miss my phone so much.
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “I wish we'd met the way normal people meet, like at a philosophy conference or after one of my philosophy...” Thats some good foreshadowing
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I don't know about you guys, but I say we leave this miserable shirthole.” Lets go
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Yeah. Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.” Humans make a lot of mistakes when they're horny.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “But if it weren't crazy, they wouldn't call it leap of faith. They would call it a sit of doubting.” But if it weren't crazy,
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Jason's making me watch this horror film about two ex-convicts who try to rob and murder a neglected child.” Jason's making me watch this horror film
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “Because you refer to lovemaking as pounding it out.” Because you refer to lovemaking as "pounding it out."
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “He has massive amounts of unearned confidence and he's utterly unaware of his own absurdity.” That would also describe a sexy skyscraper I know.
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.” Birth is a curse and existence is a prison.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “And if you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.” If you try to ignore your sadness, it just ends up leaking out of you anyway.
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