• Michael in The Good Place: “Any place or thing in the universe can be up to 104% perfect. That's how you got Beyonce.” Anything in the universe can be up to 104% perfect.
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Son of a bench.” Son of a bench.
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  • Chidi Anagonye in The Good Place: “You're just like those childhood bullies who said I would never get tenure.” You're just like those childhood bullies
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “A selfish ass, an idiot DJ, a tortured academic, a hot, rich fraud with legs for days...” Me too!
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Why don't I ever listen to people when they talk about themselves? No, it's annoying, and I'm right not to.” Why don't I ever listen to people
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “I feel like her confession of love was a lot better than mine. Can I get a do-over?” Can I get a do-over?
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  • Tahani Al-Jamil in The Good Place: “You know, I haven't been this upset since my good friend Taylor was rudely upstaged by my other friend...” I haven't been this upset since…
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “You're a really good fake soul mate.” You're a really good fake soul mate.
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  • Michael and Janet in The Good Place: “Will you be okay after I leave? This will not affect me in any way.” Show some compassion busty Alexa!
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  • Michael in The Good Place: “There's something so human about taking something great and ruining it a little so you can have more of it.” I've come to really like frozen yogurt
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