• Kit Walker and Sister Jude Martin in American Horror Story: “They weren't humans. They were monsters. All monsters are human.” They weren't humans.
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  • Donna and Kevin in Kevin can wait: “If the leaves in the frontyard got raked up, that would be great. Oh, that would be unbelievable.” That would be great
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  • Karen Walker in Will and Grace: “Honey, you're simple, you're shallow, and you're a common whore. That's why we're soulmates.” Honey, you're simple
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  • Sue and Selina in Veep: “Madam President, Chinese hackers breached the NSA firewall earlier this morning. Any chance they fixed the wifi? I'll check.” We've been hacked
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “You talk to God, you're religious. God talks to you, you're psychotic.” You talk to God, you're religious.
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “When I say, I understand, it doesn't mean I understand. It doesn't mean I agree.” I understand
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  • Jake Harper and Sophie in Two and a Half Men: “You smell like strawberries. It's my lip gloss. Does it taste like it smells? You want to find out?” You smell like strawberries.
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  • Selina in Veep: “Fat Wolverine.” Fat Wolverine
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  • Kevin Gable and Sales Guy in Kevin can wait: “We have got unity back here. Alone we are just single fingers, but together we bowl up into a fist...” We got unity
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  • Michael Scott in The Office: “And I knew exactly what to do. But in a much more real sense, I had no idea what to do.” I knew exactly what to do
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