• Leslie Knope in Parks and Recreation: “To this day, I am haunted by those remaining. One penis in particular.” I am haunted by those remaining
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's because they're stupid, that's why. That's why everybody does everything!” Homer on people
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.” This salad is so undressed, it makes Paris Hilton look classy.
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  • Ari Gold in Entourage: “I knew you liked dick, Babs, but i didn’t realize you were a cocksucker.” I knew you liked dick, Babs
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  • Michael and Jason in The Good Place: “What do you guys think The Bad Place is gonna be for you? I’ll probably go to a Skrillex concert and I’ll...” It will never come
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Go to China. Eat Chinese food. Of course there, they just call it food.” Go to China. Eat Chinese food.
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  • Harvey and Evelyn Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Well, you know, you do the best you can to raise them [children], and in the end, they drive...” You do the best you can to raise them
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  • Tate Langdon and Zoe Benson in American Horror Story: “I want to be with you so badly. And that's never happened to me. With a girl. Are you gay?” I want to be with you so badly.
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  • Jason Mendoza in The Good Place: “I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day, and she's never said I'm pretty once.” I tell her she's pretty a hundred times a day
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!” You look like you're just about to lose your virginity!
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