• Seinfeld: “I hate men, but I'm not a lesbian.”
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    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    • Haley in Modern Family: “Why would anyone read their horoscope so late in the day? Everything’s already happened.”
    Haley and horoscopes
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  • Seinfeld: “Looking at cleavage is like looking at the sun. You don't stare at it. It's too risky. Ya get a sense of it and then you look away.”
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  • Dont mess with Columbians
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  • Love and Cherish
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  • Dan in Veep: “Are you pregnant? Careerwise, that's like joining Scientology or getting a fucking neck tattoo!” Are you pregnant?
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  • Nicholas "Nick" Torres and Ellie Bishop in NCIS: “Rule 39. No coincidences. Wait, you know the rules? I thought it was mandatory.” Rule 39. No coincidences
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  • Jennifer Barkley in Parks and Recreation: “And you can trust me. Because I don't care enough about you to lie.” And you can trust me.
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  • Phil and Claire in Modern Family: “From the minute we get up at seven to the minute we drop them off at school, it is go, go, go. I get up at six.” Go Go Go
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  • Undressing me with your eyes?
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