• Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “Kids don’t know how to play these days, and thats whats wrong with the damn world!” Kids don’t know
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  • Stef and Jack in A.P. BIO: “What the hell are you wearing? I'm sorry did you just come back from court? Yes. And the judge ruled I look awesome.” What the hell are you wearing?
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  • Jon Snow and Ygritte in Game of Thrones: “I know you won't hurt me. You know nothing, Jon Snow. I know I love you. I know you love me.” You know nothing, Jon Snow.
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  • Charlie Harper and Berta in Two and a Half Men: “Never, ever, ever again. You gonna quit drinkin'? Don't be ridiculous. I'm gonna quit wakin' up.” Never, ever, ever again.
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not. Wear it like armor and it can never be used to...” Never forget what you are. The rest of the world will not.
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “Do you have a bobby pin? Yeah. Oh, no, wait. I'm not an nine-year-old girl.” Lets try a bobby pin
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Kitchen Nightmares: “[Sighs] Forecats for tomorrow? 100% Chance of tears.” Forecats for tomorrow?
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” I’m an ugmo
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  • Parker and Chandler Bing in Friends: “It's like I want to take a mental picture of you all. Click. I don't think the flash went off.” I want to take a mental picture of you all
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