• George Cooper in Young Sheldon: “And Sheldon is fine. You know what he's like. If someone took him, I'm sure they'll bring him right back.” He's just fine
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  • Old Man in Pawn Stars: “I’m in such a good mood today that I might even crack a smile.” I’m in such a good mood today
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  • Tyrion Lannister in Game of Thrones: “You love your children. It's your one redeeming quality. That and your cheekbones.” Now it's only her cheek bones :(
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Always look people in the eye, even if they are blind. Just say I’m looking you in the eye.” Always look people in the eye
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  • Lucifer in Supernatural: “Narcissistic Personality Disorder… Okay, now this one I could have.” Narcissistic Personality Disorder
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Marry someone who looks sexy while disappointed.” Marry someone who
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  • Ann Perkins and Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week? One. That's it, one drink? One shelf.” How many drinks of alcohol do you consume a week?
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  • Kim Kardashian in Keeping Up with the Kardashians: “I'm like dropping hints that I'm single. I'm single.” I'm like dropping hints that I'm single
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  • Beverly and Pops in The Goldbergs: “You are using ten dollar bills as coasters! I ran out of Fives!” Pops living the high life
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  • Charlie Harper and Jake Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is poison. If it's poison, then why do you drink it? Because there are things...” Alcohol is poison.
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