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  • Cece Parekh and Schmidt in New Girl: “Babe, I know you were planning on doing all the heavy lifting when it comes to decorating... Interior design.” Interior design not decorating
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “You are a gynaecologists and a lesbian, which makes you...well, a va-genius.” You are a gynaecologist and a lesbian
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  • Schmidt and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I'll convert to Indianism! *shakes head* Hindi Hindi-iseh? Indiani-Indi Indi-Buddhi-ism?” I'll convert to Indianism!
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  • Schmidt and Kim in New Girl: “I'm your employee. And I work harder than anyone. I'm the first one to show up every morning. No, you're not.” I work harder than anyone.
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “I'll take you through the whole thing. I'll be your guide. Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?” Like Gandalf through Middle-Earth?
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Do you have anything that says Sorry for cheating on you, please don't sleep with my friends?” Do you have anything that says "Sorry for cheating on you"
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  • Jess Day in New Girl: “Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick. I have a travel size.” Believe it or not, that's not the first time someone's broken my feeling stick.
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  • Winston Bishop in New Girl: “You look like a prostitute for wizards.” You look like a prostitute for wizards.
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “She's on a flip phone, Jess. She's either poor or a time traveler.”
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