• Constance Langdon in American Horror Story: “I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.” I have long stopped asking why the mad do mad things.
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  • Evelyn Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “I was showing a house, and I thought I'd visit the people I love. And they weren't home?” I thought I'd visit the people I love.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” To alcohol!
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  • Helen in A.P. BIO: “I searched every sub in the district... Come on in, don’t be shy. Come on. Tada! It’s me.” Tada! It’s me.
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  • Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger in Parks and Recreation: “I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging. Jogging's amazing! Jogging is the worst, Chris!” I hate jogging
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  • Reverend Lovejoy and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Get a divorce. But isn’t that a sin? Marge, just about everything is a sin.” But isn’t that a sin?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place.” Your assistant makes me want to touch myself
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Just because a person gives advice doesn't mean that they have to follow that same advice.” Just because a person gives advice
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said.” I agree with everything
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  • Dr. Gregory House in House MD: “Yesterday's sluts are today's empowered women, today's sluts are celebrities.” That's one hell of women empowering speech
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