• Arthur and Nelson Bighetti in Silicon Valley: “So, you moved the swimming pool? Yeah, it just felt like it was way too far from the house, like...” Oh Big head…
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  • Gavin Belson and Maggie Lewis in Silicon Valley: “Is this Windows Vista bad? It's not IPhone 4 bad...is it? Don't tell me this is Zune bad...” Is this Windows Vista bad?
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  • Doctor and Richard Hendricks in Silicon Valley: “I would tell you not to have sex before then, but lets face it. Lightning ain't gonna strike...” Savage
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  • Jared Dunn and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage. 28 when I'm on it.” Pornography accounts for 27 percent of all internet usage
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “I'm not a racist. I watch a lot of black porn.” Just check my computer
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something. Yeah, that makes sense.” He wouldn't come after me personally
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  • Erlich Bachman and Monica Hall in Silicon Valley: “There's something called mansplaining. Have you heard about this? We know what mansplaining is.”
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  • Dinesh Chugtai, Jared Dunn and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I just donated $5,000 to my cousins Wajeed's Kickstarter campaign.” Hey Bro
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “They always travel in groups of five. These programmers, there's always a tall skinny white guy, short skinny...” They always travel in groups of five
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