• Jared Dunn, Richard Hendricks and Russ Hanneman in Silicon Valley: “We have already been turned down by every respectable VC in town.” Who said anything about respectable?
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  • Monica Hall, Richard Hendricks and Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “At least this way, I'm still in the game. No. You mean, at least this way...” Ever heard of him?
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “Yao, I need you to give me 30% more output. I don't care how you do it. Just a thought, those kids don't look...” I need you to give me 30% more output
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “Cars depreciate 10% as soon as they fall of the truck. So if the card costs $100, well you just lost $10.” Did it cost $100?
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  • Bertram Gilfoyle and Jian Yang in Silicon Valley: “There better not be a Chinaman in my bed. That is racist. Yes. I am racist.” There better not be a Chinaman in my bed
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “This luxuriant hair conditioner is for CURLY hair. Which one of you straight haired dick farmers used it!?” Don't you dare lie to me!
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  • Richard Hendricks and Doctor in Silicon Valley: “I had sex. With what? A female. A female what? A female human!” I had sex
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  • Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I'll never underestimate my talents again. Don't worry, I'll continue to do it for you.” I'll do it for you
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  • Erlich Bachman in Silicon Valley: “My dignity is in your hands, Richard!” My dignity is in your hands, Richard!
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  • Gavin Belson in Silicon Valley: “THE FUCK?!” That's one NASTY little monkey!
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