• Kramer in Seinfeld: “I need the secure packaging of Jockeys. My boys need a house!” I need the secure packaging of Jockeys
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  • Frank Costanza in Seinfeld: “Understand, we love you like a son, but even parents have limits.” We love you like a son, but…
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I love a good nap. Sometimes it's the only thing getting me out of bed in the morning.” I love a good nap
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't want hope. Hope is killing me. My dream is to become hopeless. When you're hopeless, you don't care.” My dream is to become hopeless.
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I feel like my old self again. Totally inadequate, completely insecure, paranoid, neurotic. It's a pleasure.” I feel like my old self again
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  • Kramer and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Yes, yes. This pirate trend that she's come up with, Jerry, - this is gonna be the new look for the 90's.” But, I don't want to be a pirate!
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “The woman had an orgasm under false pretenses. That's sexual perjury.” Orgasm under false pretenses
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  • Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “Salad! What was I thinking? Women don't respect salad eaters.” Salad! What was I thinking?
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  • George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld in Seinfeld: “She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on. Ah, too bad you’ve got a little George Costanza...” She’s got a little Marisa Tomei thing goin’ on
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  • George Costanza in Seinfeld: “I don't think I've ever been to an appointment in my life where I wanted the other guy to show up.” George abour appointments
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