• Nancy and Josh in Weeds: “You listen, you stay away from my customer base, you don’t deal to kids. They’re too young to bleed, they’re too young...” Don’t deal to kids
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” Classic Homer
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  • Rajesh Koothrappali in The Big Bang Theory: “Say cheese!” Say cheese!
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  • Chandler Bing in Friends: “I'm your man, I'm going to get us through this situation even if it means YOU working twice as hard!” I am your man
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “She's on a flip phone, Jess. She's either poor or a time traveler.”
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  • Charlie Harper in Two and a Half Men: “Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.” Alcohol is for people who can afford to lose a few brain-cells.
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  • Gretchen and Harvey Specter in Suits: “You don't have to worry about that with me. I prefer my men manly. Am I not manly? Well, if you have to ask...” I prefer my men manly.
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “Take a lesson from parakeets: if you are feeling lonely just eat in front of a mirror.” Take a lesson from parakeets
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  • Janice and Chandler Bing in Friends: “What a small world! And yet, I never run into Beyonce.” What a small world!
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  • Schmidt and Jess Day in New Girl: “So you had sex with him? No! The opposite... The opposite? So you gave birth to him?” So you had sex with him?
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