• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Marge, it takes two to lie: One to lie, and one to listen.” It takes two to lie
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Son, a woman is a lot like a... a refrigerator! They're about six feet tall, 300 pounds.” A woman is like a beer
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You don’t like your job, you don’t strike. You go in every day and do it really half-assed. That’s the American way.” You don’t like your job, you don’t strike.
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  • Bart Simpson and Principal Skinner in The Simpsons: “Come on, man. Everyone knows the first day of school is a total wank.” First day of school is a total wank
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  • Lisa Simpson, Homer Simpson and Grampa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I’m an ugmo. Now, that’s not true. You’re cute as a bug’s ear.” I’m an ugmo
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Can you repeat the part of the stuff where you said all about the things?” Classic Homer
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  • Juror in The Simpsons: “No one who speaks German could be an evil man.” No one who speaks German could be an evil man.
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  • Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, can we keep him, Dad, please? But he’s a loser! He’s pathetic! He’s, a Simpson.” Can we keep him, please
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can't wear pink shirts to work, everybody wears white shirts. I'm not popular enough to be different.” I can't wear pink shirts to work
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Everybody’s getting some but me.” Everyone but me
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