• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Can't they get a pole for that sign?” Can't they get a pole for that sign?
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Do we eat dessert, or do we make love? Maybe we can do both? We couldn't do both!” Let's do both.
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  • Doctor and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “This can't be right. This man has 104% body fat. Hey, no eating in the tank. Go to hell.” This can't be right.
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  • Bart Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Mum, am I a butch or femme? Honey, you can be anything you wanna be.” Mum, am I a butch or femme?
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  • Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Bless you boys. Homer, those are ice-cream men. I know.” Homer, those are ice-cream men.
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  • Bart Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “I think I got your lunch. Oh, yeah. I didn't think this was for me.” I think I got your lunch.
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  • Grampa Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “That doll is evil I tell you. Evil! EEEVILLLLL!!! Grandpa, you said that about all the presents.” That doll is evil
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  • We are not staying at Moe's. Maggie's already drunk on the fumes. And she's a mean drunk.
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  • Marge Simpson, Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “It's time for bed. You can't have fun in bed. Oh, son, when you're older, you'll...” You can't have fun in bed.
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  • Bart Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Look at me, I'm a grad student! I'm 30 years old and I made $600 last year!” Look at me, I'm a grad student!
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