• Homer Simpson and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “I can't buy you a decent wedding ring. Any ring is fine as long as it's from you. Oh.” I can't buy you a decent wedding ring
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  • Groundskeeper Willie in The Simpsons: “No man should outlive his bees. They're stinging God now.” No man should outlive his bees.
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  • Bart Simpson in The Simpsons: “What a day, eh, Milhouse? The sun is out, birds are singing bees are trying to have sex with them, as I understand it.” What a day
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  • Moe Szyslak in The Simpsons: “I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly, and dead.” I'm just gonna die lonely and ugly
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Don't let Krusty's death get you down, boy. People die all the time just like that: Why, you could wake up dead...” Don't let Krusty's death get you down
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “You like lies? Here's a few: College is expensive but it's worth it.” College is expensive but it's worth it.
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  • Old Man in The Simpsons: “Talkin' outta turn, that's a paddlin'. Lookin' out the window, that's a paddlin'. Starin' at my sandals, that's a paddlin'.” Thats a paddlin
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  • Marge Simpson and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “Now, remember kids, the school says you must have a valentine card for everyone in your class.” You must have a valentine card
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  • Foodie and Lisa Simpson in The Simpsons: “We discovered Korean barbecue in this town. Uh, before the Koreans? Oh sure they cook it, but they...” We discovered Korean barbecue
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  • Bart Simpson and Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Dad, who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.? Alcoholics, the unemployable, angry loners.” Who's watching TV at 3:17 a.m.?
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