• Dinesh Chugtai and Bertram Gilfoyle in Silicon Valley: “I thought I'd have to, like, answer to Congress or something. Yeah, that makes sense.” He wouldn't come after me personally
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  • Ross Geller and Chandler Bing in Friends: “I just want to be married again. And I just want a million dollars!” I just want to be married again.
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  • Cece Parekh in New Girl: “I will murder you and clean up your blood with your cat.” Don't mess with me
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  • Nick Miller in New Girl: “Do I regret it? Yes. Would I do it again? Probably.” Do I regret it?
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  • Monica Geller in Friends: “Welcome to the real world. It sucks. You're gonna love it.” Welcome to the real world.
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “The answer to life's problems aren't at the bottom of a bottle. They're on TV.” The answer to life's problems
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  • Gordon Ramsay in Hells Kitchen: “Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!” Why did the chicken cross the road? Because you didn’t f—ing cook it!
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  • Erlich Bachman and Monica Hall in Silicon Valley: “There's something called mansplaining. Have you heard about this? We know what mansplaining is.”
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  • Tag Jones and Phoebe Buffay in Friends: “Phoebe. That's a great name. You like that? You should hear my phone number.” Strong dating skills
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  • Schmidt in New Girl: “Pine has no place in this loft! It's the wood of poor people and outhouses!” Pine has no place in this loft!
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