• Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “To alcohol! The cause of, and solution to, all of life's problems.” To alcohol!
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  • Helen in A.P. BIO: “I searched every sub in the district... Come on in, don’t be shy. Come on. Tada! It’s me.” Tada! It’s me.
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  • Ann Perkins and Chris Traeger in Parks and Recreation: “I mean, I was jogging. I hate jogging. Jogging's amazing! Jogging is the worst, Chris!” I hate jogging
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  • Reverend Lovejoy and Marge Simpson in The Simpsons: “Get a divorce. But isn’t that a sin? Marge, just about everything is a sin.” But isn’t that a sin?
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  • Hank in Californication: “Your assistant makes me want to touch myself in a bad place.” Your assistant makes me want to touch myself
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  • Donna Paulsen in Suits: “Just because a person gives advice doesn't mean that they have to follow that same advice.” Just because a person gives advice
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  • Murray in The Goldbergs: “I agree with whatever nonsense your mother just said.” I agree with everything
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  • Gloria in Modern Family: “To Haley’s first drink. Salud.” It burns
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “Oh, my God. Space aliens. Don't eat me. I have a wife and kids. Eat them!” I have wife and kids
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  • Homer Simpson in The Simpsons: “No matter how good you are at something, there’s always about a million people better than you.” No matter how good you are at something
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