• Sam Winchester in Supernatural: “No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex? Dean, they basically just outlawed 90% of your personality.” No drinking, no gambling, no premarital sex?
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  • Jess Day and Cece Parekh in New Girl: “Hows that wine and coffee combination treating you? My heart is beating really fast, but time is moving...” Hows that wine and coffee combination treating you?
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  • Nurse and Tony in After Life: “You upset quite a few people today, didn't you Ray. How? Well, he told Irene, that he wants to do her from behind.” You upset quite a few people today, didn't you Ray.
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  • Ron Swanson in Parks and Recreation: “The less I know about other people's affairs, the happier I am. I'm not interested in caring about people.” I'm not interested in other people
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  • Jack and Liz in 30 Rock: “All of my summer replacement shows were big hits: America’s Next Top Pirate, Are You Stronger Than a Dog, MILF Island.” MILF Island
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  • Teacher and Adam in Man with a Plan: “But they're for Teacher Appreciation Day. I got to be honest. I don't appreciate you.” Teacher Appreciation Day
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  • Joey Tribbiani and Chandler Bing in Friends: “But it hurts my Joey's apple. For the last time, it's not named after each individual man.” It hurts my Joey's apple.
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  • Selina in Veep: “Now why don't you go fuck yourself in your own asshole.” Now why don't you
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  • Penny and Leonard Hofstadter in The Big Bang Theory: “I don't need to be famous or have some big career to be happy. Then what do you need?” What do you need?
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  • Phil Dunphy in Modern Family: “When life gives you lemonade, make lemons. Life will be all Whaaaat?” When life gives you lemonade
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