• Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Relationships are stupid. You're scared you're never gonna have a real one, and then when you do, you're...” Relationships are stupid.
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  • Penny and Amy Farrah Fowler in The Big Bang Theory: “So you'd be ok if someone used Sheldon as their sperm donor! Absolutely not!” Absolutely not!
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  • When Joey found out
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  • Charlie Harper and Alan Harper in Two and a Half Men: “With his grades, he might as well get used to pushing shopping carts around.” Charlie on Jakes future
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  • Eleanor Shellstrop in The Good Place: “Forked up. Bullshirt. Bench. Ash-hole.” That's so forked up
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  • Rosa Diaz and Terry Jeffords in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We can go to my apartment. No one knows where I live. I thought you had Amy over there once.” We can go to my apartment.
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  • Jake Peralta and Amy Santiago in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “You're gonna ace this test. You think that because you love me, and love has made you dumb.” Love has made you dumb.
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  • Amy Santiago, Terry Jeffords and Captain Ray Holt in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “Ooh! More work! I know that sounded sarcastic, but... Nobody thought that.” Ooh! More work!
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  • Jake Peralta in Brooklyn Nine-Nine: “We've busted murderers. We've taken down cartels. But today we face the worst New York has to offer.” Today we face the worst New York has to offer.
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  • Bronn and Jaime Lannister in Game of Thrones: “How many you count? Four. How many do you think you can take? One if he's slow.” How many do you think you can take?
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